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underaged-dreamer:

my-perfect—imperfections:

AHAHAHA
approachingsignificance:

How Many Calories You Burn Having Sex, Eating Pizza and Smoking a Cigarette
Relevant information.
Brushing Your Teeth:: 17 Calories, 47 Nikefuel
Eating Pizza: 8 Calories, 23 Nikefuel
Washing Dishes: 30 Calories, 86 Nikefuel
Sending a Text: 0 Calories, 1 Nikefuel
Shaking My Arm Up and Down for 30 Seconds: 9 calories, 26 Nikefuel
Smoking a Cigarette: 8 Calories, 21 Nikefuel*
Walking Up 4 Flights of Stairs: 7 calories, 19 Nikefuel
Taking a Shower: 60 Calories, 169 Nikefuel
Using the Restroom (#1): 2 Calories, 6 Nikefuel
Using the Restroom (#2): 10 Calories, 31 Nikefuel
Sleeping: 25 Calories, 79 Nikefuel
Masturbating: 82 Calories, 231 Nikefuel
Having Sex: 179 Calories, 514 Nikefuel
A Night Out Drinking: 463 Calories, 1303 Nikefuel
A Night Out I Don’t Remember: 1129 Calories, 3320 Nikefuel
Being Hungover: 102 Calories, 292 Nikefuel
Image credit: Scotch Whisky and Zippo (by amore perras)

approachingsignificance:

How Many Calories You Burn Having Sex, Eating Pizza and Smoking a Cigarette

Relevant information.

  • Brushing Your Teeth:: 17 Calories, 47 Nikefuel
  • Eating Pizza: 8 Calories, 23 Nikefuel
  • Washing Dishes: 30 Calories, 86 Nikefuel
  • Sending a Text: 0 Calories, 1 Nikefuel
  • Shaking My Arm Up and Down for 30 Seconds: 9 calories, 26 Nikefuel
  • Smoking a Cigarette: 8 Calories, 21 Nikefuel*
  • Walking Up 4 Flights of Stairs: 7 calories, 19 Nikefuel
  • Taking a Shower: 60 Calories, 169 Nikefuel
  • Using the Restroom (#1): 2 Calories, 6 Nikefuel
  • Using the Restroom (#2): 10 Calories, 31 Nikefuel
  • Sleeping: 25 Calories, 79 Nikefuel
  • Masturbating: 82 Calories, 231 Nikefuel
  • Having Sex: 179 Calories, 514 Nikefuel
  • A Night Out Drinking: 463 Calories, 1303 Nikefuel
  • A Night Out I Don’t Remember: 1129 Calories, 3320 Nikefuel
  • Being Hungover: 102 Calories, 292 Nikefuel

Image credit: Scotch Whisky and Zippo (by amore perras)

sunst0ne:

thirty-one (by blue and gold print)

sunst0ne:

thirty-one (by blue and gold print)

Yum

Yum

nevver:

Bedtime

Every fucking day

nevver:

Bedtime

Every fucking day

nevver:

— Grace Murray Hopper